Saturday, March 25, 2006

God Against Us: Alien Spaceman Jesus, the World Trade Center Attack and More


GOD AGAINST US: ALIEN SPACEMAN JESUS, THE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ATTACK AND MORE






Alvin Miller

(1986)

My second, newest article: My Inaugural Address
At my site: http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman TABLE OF CONTENTS


PREFACE

CHAPTER ONE: A PLAUSIBLE TIMETABLE

CHAPTER TWO: A FIRST LOOK AT NORMAN O. BROWN

CHAPTER THREE: THE MEDIA MESSIAH, OR LOOKING FOR JESUS ON
TV
CHAPTER FOUR: THE MESSIAH RETURNS

APPENDIX: THE SECRET RAPTURE

BIBLIOGRAPHY

FILM LIST BY DATE

FILM LIST

FILM SERIALS









PREFACE

What do you call a crazy spaceman? - - An Astronut.
What follows is a nearly word for word online version of my ©1986 booklet WEIRD ESCHATOLOGY: AN ALTERNATIVE VIEW OF THE SECOND COMING (Library of Congress Call Number BT823.M55 1986). By the time you finish this, you may conclude that this particular peculiar interpretation of the Book of Revelation should be relegated to the teachings of self-appointed cranks, crackpots, prophets of doom and various other assorted fanatics. But perhaps, even so, your own view may be clarified when you read this. The first chapter deals with theology and may be slightly dull, but fasten your seatbelt, as I will get more and more weird ahead (in terms of any interpretation you have seen before). Note that I make use of mostly unobtainable texts and obscure films. Lack of access to these sources should not impede your understanding of what follows. Also, to emphasize the ostensibly momentous issues I am dealing with here, I capitalize the subject phrases I discuss. My site has been attacked repeatedly since the very minute I linked to 'Christian' sites. You call yourselves Christian, so why do you resort to scurrilous, underhanded attacks? Where is your Christian charity? If you are angry at what I say, list your specific criticisms at my guestbook.


CHAPTER ONE

A PLAUSIBLE TIMETABLE


Are you a Christian? Do you believe in the Second Coming at some future date? Is it legitimate to construct timetables for these future events?
Rhetorical questions such as these right off the bat may well put you off. A major difficulty is that no consensus as to when and in what sequence these predicted events must take place. This topic has always been a particular source of schism and polemic. I will be proposing specific dates as numerous have in each generation before me. And as many have been before me, I can be refuted by the mere passage of time.
The majority view espoused by most evangelicals is pretribulational premillennalism, which I only partially agree with. I will point out that part of this view is in fact based on a historical novelty that only traces back to the nineteenth century. What I mean here is that in terms of the glacially slow movement of theology (remember that the canon was finalized some two thousand years ago), the majority view is a relatively recent innovation.
I prefer a distinctly minority position, which would be called multiple-rapture postmillennialism. The postmillennial position holds that many of the predictions made in the New Testament, including those of the Olivet Discourse (Matt. 24, Mk 13, Luke 21), were accomplished in the early Christian era, and their past fulfillment limit’s the future events to be expected. There exists one school, represented by, for example, Max King and Timothy James, which holds that each and every prophecy of the entire New Testament was accomplished during the early Church age. However, I feel this view neglects proper consideration of the Book of Revelation.
Postmillennialism is also sometimes referred to as preterism, which implies that the text is allowed to speak without exegesis. Thus, when Jesus repeatedly predicts the Kingdom within a generation, I do not write off the statement as a mistake or excess of enthusiasm. Instead, I draw up a timetable that shows the Kingdom beginning a generation after the Crucifixion. Then, when John of Patmos says the Millennium starts at this date of the beginning of the Kingdom, I duly go to my chart (at the end of this chapter) and set the Thousand Year Clock ticking. There was in fact a specific date a generation after the Crucifixion - the pivotal date of A.D. 70. This was the historical date of the Fall of Jerusalem, which is not a particularly prominent date in more mainstream discussions. This is the date of the First Resurrection in the terminology of John of Patmos that begins the Millennium.
What happened in A.D. 70? After a lengthy siege by the Roman legions, Jerusalem was ransacked and leveled. To the secular eye, as detailed by Josephus in THE JEWISH WAR in gory detail, the scene was one of mass destruction in which not even the Temple was spared. But to the spiritual eye, as Russell’s PAROUSIA demonstrated more than a century ago, these events were the fulfillment of the Olivet Discourse and the return of Jesus and His conquering armies in the clouds to inaugurate the spiritual reign with the saints and martyrs. Other sources listed in the bibliography including Chilton’s PARADISE RESTORED espouse this view. Chilton proposes that the Beast of the Book of Revelation be identified with Rome and the Harlot with Jerusalem.
I need to stop for a moment to consider the question of the dating of the Book of Revelation. The presently accepted date for the appearance of the Book of Revelation is A.D. 95. If this is the correct date, the fulfillment of the predictions made so far would be merely a matter of hindsight. I recommend John A. T. Robinson’s examination of this question in REDATING THE NEW TESTAMENT. Robinson cites extensive internal and external evidence for moving the date of the Book of Revelation back to the A.D. 70 timeframe. Further, he traces the standard A.D. 95 view back to a single source. This source is a statement by Irenaeus that the Apocalypse first appeared “toward the end of Domitian’s reign.” This statement is ambiguous and may even be merely mistaken. Other sources listed in the bibliography (including Chilton and James) accept an earlier date.
The Book of Revelation represents a significant amplification of the preceding Gospels and Epistles. Here the concept of the Millennium is introduced for the first and only time. The timetable presented by John of Patmos extends forward to the future Judgment Day and the establishment of the New Jerusalem, thereby completing the New Testament Canon.
Turning to the time period of the Millennium, lasting approximately from A.D. 70 to A.D. 1070, the starting point was the spiritual event, the Parousia, as detailed by Russell and Chilton. But secular historians looking back at this time period as a whole have labeled it the Dark Ages. More recently this verdict has been tempered by the demonstration of the development and technical progress that occurred in the Middle and Far East during these years. But it does remain true that for Western Civilization, primarily Western Europe for these years, these were times of unprecedented barbarism and ignorance. During these times the blood of countless martyrs was spilled in belatedly laying down the Roman Empire and establishing the Church. Violence was the order of the day and sugarcoating or rose-colored glasses are unnecessary. The First Resurrection was an event of mass destruction and the Kingdom or Millennium was an era of barbarism. In other words, it is not an accident or coincidence that the fulfillment of the prophecies was apocalyptic. Instead, there is an important principle to remember here, since I will point out that Judgment Day will also be mass destruction and the New Jerusalem to follow will appear to secular eyes again be relative barbarism. I will take up these thoughts again in later chapters.
Why didn’t Judgment Day begin about A.D.1070 with the end of the Millennium? Historically, many of the people living then did expect to see the Messiah return. I answer instead that this was the date when Satan was unbound for his season. Here I part company with many of the sources listed in the bibliography. They prefer to see the Millennium as an indeterminate period extending potentially thousands of years with Satan loosed for his season only shortly prior to the Second Coming. They see the Church still in the Millennial period expanding and consolidating its gains to ultimately convert the entire world immediately prior to the Advent. On the contrary, I hold that John of Patmos really meant a time period of approximately one thousand years, and that Satan has been at work sowing his evil. I admit that the season has now lasted nearly a thousand years in its own right. One consolation is that this extended period is finally about to come to a close. Satan has been quite busy from my point of view during the last centuries. Examples of his infamous work would be such events as the Renaissance, the Reformation, the Counter-Reformation, the Inquisition, the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution on down to the contemporary horrific mass movements. I could be accused of being a feudalist or an obscurantist here. However, I do not look back to the Kingdom so much as forward to the approaching New Jerusalem. At this point in time I feel we are reaching the low point of the curve descending to Hell, immediately prior to the Messiah’s return.
Thus, I teach hellfire and damnation, as do most of the right wing evangelists who hold the premillennial view. But, as I have said, the postmillennialists of the bibliography, who are also uniformly conservative for the most part, place much less emphasis on this aspect.
I am also in agreement with the premillennialists with respect to the Rapture. Historically, for eighteen centuries the Rapture was taken as essentially simultaneous with the Advent. This is detailed by, among others, MacPherson in THE GREAT RAPTURE HOAX and Kimball in THE RAPTURE: A QUESTION OF TIMING. MacPherson demonstrates that the nineteenth century so-called Scotch seer Margaret MacDonald in 1830 introduced the pretribulational Rapture - a temporal separation of a Secret Rapture from the Second Coming. This introduction was a theological novelty or innovation. MacPherson traces the concept from its introduction through the nineteenth century figures Darby and Scofield to the mainstream electronic evangelists of today. I have said that I accept the multiple-Rapture view, which is a variation of the pretribulational Rapture. I agree, based on the work of my sources, that this view had its origins only in the nineteenth century. I will indicate why I hold that view in the last part of Chapter Three.
I should note that because I take a preterist perspective, I place less emphasis on seeing the events that occurred with the First Resurrection exactly duplicated on Judgment Day. For example, Nero was clearly the Antichrist for A.D. 70, but I don’t necessarily expect to see a new Antichrist prior to the Second Coming. If forced to, one could select from many twentieth century candidates for this post. Similarly, I don’t expect to see the coming events occurring at the actual Jerusalem this time. I predict in Chapter Four they will more likely begin in one of the advanced Western nations.
Beginning with the next chapter, I will be using apparently incongruous sources, such as left wing sources from the sixties. I will delve into films and the media in general. These sources I will bring up are relevant to the issues of this chapter. So far I have outlined a plausible but not mainstream view of Christian eschatology. From this point forward, as promised, expect the view presented to be ‘weird‘.

CHAPTER TWO

A FIRST LOOK AT NORMAN O. BROWN



It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
-Shakespeare

There is a good possibility you have never heard of Norman O. Brown or come across any of his writings. His books are now a generation old and partly out of print. Perhaps certain of the issues he raised have become moot with the passage of time.
I think when his books originally came out Brown was taken as merely a sexual radical. I say merely here in the sense that Brown would not be under discussion if I felt that was solely what he was about. A superficial reading of his cryptic, aphoristic style indeed does give this impression. However, the actual subject of two of his books, LOVE’S BODY (1966) and CLOSING TIME (1973) was religion. Of the two books, CLOSING TIME is currently out of print but necessary for a complete picture. With these two books Brown actually solved the mysteries of religion. Am I here claiming that if you comprehend these books you will have all your questions answered on religion? Yes, that is indeed what I am claiming. Brown did get all the way to the inner sanctum. If you are able to solve Brown’s puzzles, you will simultaneously solve the mysteries of religion. I say this fully aware that Brown’s erudition makes this a monumental task.
If I have piqued your curiosity, and you decide to take a look at Brown, the best procedure might be to look at some other sources as a preliminary. It’s all there in Brown in plain English, you understand, but you may have more success by circling in from the periphery. One good out of print source from the same time period is Eric Gutkind’s THE BODY OF GOD: FIRST STEPS TOWARD AN ANTI-THEOLOGY. This book is also written in an aphoristic style. Comparing the title of this book with LOVE’S BODY will give you a clue to start you on the road to solving Brown. Looking from the philosophical side, Michael Harrington’s THE POLITICS AT GOD’S FUNERAL astutely asks all the right questions. The best book ever written on Jesus is Constantin Brunner's OUR CHRIST: THE REVOLT OF THE MYSTICAL GENIUS. Here's an interesting sentence from the book: "There he hung, the blasphemer of God and slander of the most noble men, the poor malicious fool, the incorrigble wretch, the whoreson and whore monger, the swindler, the liar, the secucer." The so-called radical Freudians, in general, such as Marcuse, Reich and Roheim in addition to Brown, are pertinent.
There isn’t space for an exegesis of Brown. Instead I’ll outline a central idea - the importance of the Primal Scene. For the uninitiated, the Primal Scene is what Dad and Mom did in the bedroom. Now even Freud’s disciples had difficulty seeing the significance of the Oedipal Primal Scene and repeatedly attempted to revise their master. Perhaps the best way to get an inking of its significance is to set up a confrontation between the Joker (the little 'castrated' clown portrayed by Brown) and you. Put yourself in the following scene as a male:


You are standing on the outskirts of the big, modern city where you live as the Joker approaches.
The Joker begins, “You know, stranger, I’ve been doing a lot of traveling lately and have seen several cities, including this one. I must say I don’t like what I’ve been seeing at all. In every town the residents use elaborate locks on their doors and seen to be afraid to get outside on their own sidewalks at night. One minute they use each other’s bodies as pleasure objects, and the next they sue each other at the slightest provocation. I see noise, confusion, mayhem and worse at each turn. I can’t think of a thing that happened in Sodom that hasn’t happened here many times over. Tell me, when you first came here was the city the same as it is now?"
You reply, “More or less it was, indeed.”
The Joker says, “This town is a hard place to try to make a living in. Life is so hectic, there is such a constant rush and din, that I sometimes believe I’m really caught in a nightmare and will wake up at any moment. This is no place to try to start a family or to raise a child. There’s no place for the kids to play here. You know, although I’ve had plenty of opportunities to unzip my pants and pull out my gun here, I just haven’t felt right about it and so far decided to keep my pants zipped up. But I see by the ring on your finger that the situation here apparently didn’t deter you. You had the same opportunity, after all, to look around and see what was going on. But I see that no matter what you saw, you weren’t about to stay away. You had to have it. I admit that I am only a Fool. But I ask you - who’s the better man?”
You: (Speechless).
The Joker resumes, “ Because I care about the evil I see and you don’t particularly care, you end up with a child to carry on your line, and I don’t. I ask you, which man has the greater love?”
You finally speak, “Before I punch you out, do you have anything more to say? - Any last words?”
The Joker ignores this and pauses a moment to scan the distant skyline. He then points a finger at the tallest skyscraper, rising in the mists - a source of civic pride known to all residents (and an indisputable phallic symbol). The Joker turns and asks, “How? - that building there - Tell me how that modern Tower of Babel was constructed? No, let me answer the question. It was constructed by men who at some time or other unzipped their pants. Not that a single one of them was ever forced to you understand. It is after all a voluntary act. Now I ask you to consider for a moment with me what would have happened if not one of these same men had ever unzipped their pants at all - not even one single time. How much of what you see around here now would still be here? I’ll answer - not a bit of it would here, including the building I just pointed to. I’ve been wondering these days why we put up with the perpetual nightmares here that we go through to get these massive monuments constructed. If we could just get all the women under control, we could sit around all day and drink beer and play cards."
You reply, “Leave it to a shiftless ne’er-do-well to --”
The Joker interrupts, “What we really need here is a King - the absolute biggest Fool we can find with the largest member. I think you may agree that I am the perfect candidate for this job, as I’m absolutely no good for anything else.”
The pair glare at each other, ready to fight.




Let me make the important point about this tale that the ‘you” of the dialogue could just as well be the Joker’s father as anyone else - not a single line of the preceding would need to be changed. (In the original tale of Oedipus meeting his father at the crossroads, the pair had been separated and there was a disguise and neither seemed to recognize the other, at least consciously.) If the ’you’ of the narrative were indeed the Joker’s father, the Joker would then literally be a son of a gun. This would also make the Joker on his mother’s side literally an S.O.B.
In the dialogue that took place at the Temptation of Christ (Matt. 4:1-11, Mk. 2:13, Luke 4:1-13), Jesus rejected Satan’s offer of the kingdoms of this world. Brown says we are indeed in Satan’s kingdom, i.e., Hell, especially in the big cities. Jesus will one day accept dominion over the earthly kingdoms, but only on Judgment Day when His enemies have been made into footstools. When He does return, He will bring the keys to Hell and to Death. This implies that a massive restructuring of present urban life - our man-made Hell - will begin at this point.
To change the subject, if you have an interest in James Joyce, you should examine the excerpts Brown has collected in CLOSING TIME. Joyce either imitates (or himself actually is) the insane. The WAKE is from start to finish nothing but the gibberings of a madman. FINNEGANS WAKE is a textual Rorschach test, by which I mean that in its voluminous pages, any phrase you are looking for before you open the book can likely be found. But all the excerpts Brown has assembled taken together conclusively demonstrate that Joyce ‘cracked’ religion, i.e., that all the answers were set down in the WAKE. In other words, Brown demonstrates that Joyce earlier pioneered the same trail in that Brown found. I don’t want to go beyone fair use and start quoting text, so I'll stop. But somewhere in the Wake he says 'lots of bodies, but I can't find it now. He knew what was coming up.
CHAPTER THREE

THE MEDIA MESSIAH: LOOKING FOR JESUS ON TV


Let me start with a lengthy list:

PURPLE RAIN COLORED RAIN GREEN RAIN FAIRY RAIN INVISIBLE RAIN BLOWING THE WIND REAPING THE WHIRLWIND IDIOT WIND WEATHER WAR REICHIAN ORGONE RADAR LOVE THE CALL LONDON CALLING THE BIG BROADCAST WEIRD RADIO PLANET WAVES BLOWING THE HORN SOUNDING THE TRUMPET MIND WAR FAIRY GOLD FAIRY BLIGHT FAIRY BASEBALL FAIRY BOWLING WALLS TUMBLING DOWN BALLOON GOES UP THE LONG GOODBYE THE BIG SHOOTOUT THE LAST ROUNDUP DROPPING THE VIALS THE POWER AND THE GLORY FIRE AND BRIMSTONE THE FLOOD TWINKLING OF AN EYE THE RAPTURE THE SECRET RAPTURE MARCHING MORONS DROPPING THE BIG ONE THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL THE MACHINE STOPS THE FINAL SOLUTION THE ELEPHANT BURIAL GROUNDS THE ROAD TO HOLOCAUST TIMEBOMB TICKING OVER SODOM LAYING THE DEVIL DOWN RADIO SILENCE LIGHTS OUT SHUTTING IT DOWN TURNING IT OFF PULLING THE PLUG PUNCHING THE DELETE BUTTON THE SCREEN GOES DARK CLOSING TIME JUDGMENT DAY SIGNING OFF NIGHTFALL THE BIG SLEEP


"Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad" I’ll ask some questions about this list to clarify it. At first sight, looking over this by no means exhaustive list, it appears we need to get out our umbrellas (or perhaps a degree in meteorology). The first question to ask is: How many of these phrases have you ever come across before? Try to think where, if anywhere, any of these phrases can be found. After thinking it over, you might decide that some show up in literature, some may be from the Bible, but many of them come from the media.
The next question about the list would be: by grouping all these phrases together as I did, did I thus intend to imply that each phrase is identical or synonymous with each other phrase in the list? No, they are interchangeable in only a few cases, but they are interrelated. What then do the phrases have in common? My answer is that all bear a direct relationship to a single phrase:


MASS PSYCHOSIS

This particular phrase, Mass Psychosis, you are probably less likely to have come across.
Now I’m sure if one had the opportunity to interview rock star Prince and ask him what he meant by Purple Rain that he would not immediately reply, “a codeword for mass psychosis.” Similarly, Bob Dylan wouldn’t be inclined to say, “When I sang about Idiot Wind, I meant mass psychosis.” I would instead expect convoluted explanations involving literary metaphors, etc., if I received any reply at all.
Incidentally, I mentioned Prince deliberately since there was controversy about his ‘explicit ’ lyrics when his songs came out. I note that his critics had nothing at all to say about the other dimension of his songs I am pointing to here - Judgment Day by 1999, etc.
Here I want to stop discussion of the list and return at the end of this chapter with more comments. Let me briefly return to the general topic of the media. By media I mean all the conduits by which paid entertainment reaches us - film, radio, television, etc. Because television has such a voracious appetite, I will be using the term media and TV more or less interchangeably. Think of how TV, in order to fill each and every hour, gobbles up the output of the other media, from films to stage plays to even rock music in the form of music videos. Some of us are logging in nearly a third of our lives glued to out sets these days. As a baby boomer, I teethed on TV and took its pervasive influence for granted. But, after decades of exposure we have now had, I feel it is time we should begin a serious examination of the media. Its influence is probably considerably greater than literary sources today.
Already by the sixties we had the McLuhanesque dictum that the medium is the message. This idea is that the content is not particularly important, but rather the existence and ubiquitousness of the medium itself is the most significant fact.
Let me look at media criticism in terms of increasing level of profundity. At the lowest, most abysmal level, the media are seen as providing harmless entertainment. But the billions of dollars we dump into the media demonstrate that much more is going on. Slightly better is the extreme right wing evangelical view that TV and films are the devil’s picture book and rock music is the devil’s music. This approach has the virtue of being factually correct, but has fallen on increasingly hard times as all but the diehards have capitulated and joined in the media cacophony themselves. Massive blocks of radio broadcast time and entire cable networks are devoted to selling Jesus sandwiched in between the ads for soap and used cars.
Slightly more discriminating is the idea that TV is a boob tube and rock music is subversive trash, and exposure to one or both may permanently warp your brain. Is the ultimate objective to produce a race of mindless, godless, zombie giants (the return of the “men of renown” of Genesis as described by Brown in CLOSING TIME)?
What indeed keeps us mesmerized by the flickering images hour after hour? Why are so many of us couch potatoes - practically frozen into stone statues? What are we really watching? The answer from Norman O. Brown is that we are seeing the Oedipal Primal Scene reenacted night after night in endless repetition with slight variations. You object, “I beg your pardon. I watched a game show followed by a situation comedy last night.” What we are really doing here is paying performers to put on the only show we want to see.
Finally, at the highest level of criticism, we also simultaneously get the final verdict on the media. We are watching Jesus get crucified night after night in excruciating detail, although we may not be consciously aware of it. After decades of this, I think it is likely to catch up with us some day. In other words, the lurid violence and evil we see depicted in the media may eventually come to us in real life.
In spite of the blanket condemnation of the last paragraph, I’m going to turn around and list some movies. Ideally you should stay away. But the payoff is going to come to us all, whether or not we individually may or may not have watched. In the meantime, perhaps we can use the opportunity to study both the overt and the subtle techniques being employed.
The primary genre to keep an eye on is science fiction. As Susan Sontag said in the sixties, this is the genre of apocalypse and mass destruction. Typically, as in the prototype FRANKENSTEIN (1932), a man attempts to appropriate the prerogatives of God (technically blasphemy) and reaps madness and disaster. These are rigidly moral parables where retribution is swift and sure.
Look, for example, at Rene Clair’s THE CRAZY RAY (1923) from the infancy of the industry. The elements that were to become cliches with decades of continuous repetition were already present. A mad scientist invents a ray machine he constructs inside the Eiffel Tower that turns the inhabitants of Paris into stone statues. An aircraft initially out of range of the ray lands, and the passengers are astonished when they disembark. One worthwhile principle of criticism is to pay particular attention to the message of film titles. In this example, the title might bring to mind such questions as: “did the title mean the inventor was crazy? Or did the ray have crazy effects? Or did the ray drive people crazy, implying that to turn people to stone is to drive them mad?”
A quite similar theme is presented in THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960) and its sequel THE CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED (1964) (what questions do these titles bring to mind?). This time a mysterious influence seals off an entire village, the perpetrators in this case being invading aliens. Here, as in THE CRAZY RAY, a geographic area is temporarily circumscribed. The females are impregnated by the aliens and subsequently bear children with glowing eyes and mysterious powers. This aspect of the film echoes the tale in the Book of Enoch of the fallen angels who descended to earth to mate with the women and to teach forbidden arts.
Let me quickly note a few relevant characteristics of paranoid schizophrenia as described by, for example, Norman O. Brown, Geza Roheim or Victor Tausk. The patient believes evil entities such as aliens from another world are secretly conspiring to do him harm. The patient may believe his enemies are employing physical equipment such as beam projectors against him. He is subject to seeing hallucinations or hearing voices attempting to guide his actions against his will. In THE NEXT VOICE YOU HEAR (1950) normal radio broadcasts are interrupted for short periods each night, and the cast seems to hear a message. This message seems to be more or less the Sermon on the Mount. Was this the voice of God? If not, what was it?
Another frequent theme in science fiction is the nomination of candidate (false) messiahs. I say false, since we are merely watching actors playing a fictional role. A real life prototype of these characters if found would not automatically thereby be a messiah. An example is THE MAN FROM PLANET X (1951), which has an alien who is trapped and needs earthly assistance.
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951) (note the title) offers another false messiah. An alien descends in a saucer, takes on the interesting name of Mr. Carpenter, is killed and resurrected three days later, etc. In the case of this film, the extensive analogies were conscious on the part of some of the production people and were taken from the novel on which the film is based.
In the BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS (1958) an alien
possesses a scientist, who then embarks on a mad quest to rule the world. It's my all time favorite movie. He has the power to shoot airliners out of the sky with his eyes while lauging maniacally. He causes megaton exposions with no visible weapons in his scheme for world domination. He's also a sex fiend. Ingmar Bergman’s THE MAGICIAN (1958) presents a rather dyspeptic false messiah from a traveling carnival show. The messiah of WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND (1962) (note the title) is a fugitive mistaken for Jesus when discovered in their barn. When apprehended and frisked, he stretches his arms to form a cross. THE FLIM FLAM MAN (1967) is a petty con artist living by his wits. CHARLY (1968) is mentally retarded until chemically transformed into a supermind. In THE RULING CLASS (1971), the candidate is an apparent psychopath. THE OMEGA MAN (1971), a remake of THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964), (note the titles) offers another ersatz messiah. In ZARDOZ (1973), the messiah figure is a barbarian.
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004) has as the villan a man in his grave named German Toden Kopf (Death's Head). He has arranged to have a new Noah's ark built. As so often, the villan is the secret hero, because here Sky Captain actually destroys the Ark! HOLOCAUST 2000 (1978) (note the prediction in the title) presents the spectacle of Kirk Douglas wildly running up and down the Middle Eastern oilfields proclaiming the Ten Horns, etc. from the Book of Revelation. The messiah of THE LAST WAVE (1979) is an aboriginal witch doctor. In BEING THERE (1979), a simple-minded gardener who can barely tie his bootlaces and happens to be named Mr. Gardiner impresses the President as a sage. At the end of the film he walks on water since no one has told him this is impossible. A not very bright academic in SIMON (1979) is prevailed upon to impersonate a spaceman. After a period of rigorous mental brainwashing and physical conditioning, Simon comes to believe that he actually is an alien. He uses equipment that interrupts regular television broadcasts when he periodically wants to deliver messages. Similarly, in RIDERS OF THE STORM (1986), riders on a bomber interrupt TV broadcasts.
Woody Allen’s ZELIG (1984) features a schizophrenic chameleon who supposedly hobnobbed with the leading political figures of the thirties. In the PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO (1985), also by Woody Allen, a larger than life hero steps out of the screen in a movie theater and into the squalid life of a New Jersey housewife. CREATOR (1985) has a loony college professor who is attempting to resurrect his dead wife. The students he recruits for the project are lectured on the Big Picture.
Numerous other films with similar themes are listed in the bibliography, but, due to space limitations, I won’t give further examples here. Men play god in the movies, but do they in real life? I point to such research as genetic engineering, or the ‘star wars’ project (laser weapons, beam projectors, etc.) These devices were first predicted in science fiction, but always accompanied by warnings we conveniently ignored that to develop them would be to court disaster. Further, I will shortly point out that while these films depict physical devices, such actual equipment is unnecessary to produce the effects depicted.
As for the entertainment industry, we pour multiple billions into it year in and year out. For what we pay we get back entertainment, but additionally, we also get back social engineering that we didn’t necessarily ask for. I am by no means suggesting a conscious conspiracy or deliberate plot by Hollywood. The fundamental problem is again expressed by McLuhan - the medium is the message. In other words, inherent in the nature of the images produced by the media is a latent potential for subversion and ultimately destruction.
From this point to the end of the chapter, I will again take up the list with which I began this chapter. Upon completing the listing, I said each term was related to the term Mass Psychosis. I now claim we have already had several actual episodes. The first, in late August 1973, lasted nearly two weeks. It occurred during the Watergate period and was done primarily by the ‘hippies’. The April 1983 event occurred during the time of the American embassy bombing in Lebanon. The October 1983 event occurred during the time of the Marine barracks bombing in Lebanon. The most recent event was the broadcast made while the Tower of Babel 9-11 attack (World Trade Center) was simultaneously taking place. These broadcasts lasted only a day or so each and were done by a remnant handful of people.
What is the Invisible Rain like when it is falling? A person walking down the street may stop for a second, look around quizzically (what the #$*!), perhaps sniff the air, and then continue on. You’ve lived through it - you tell me what it’s like.
A few comments to wrap up the chapter. These events should not be referred to as a Flood, because of God’s promise in Genesis that there would be no more Flood. The New Testament imagery is always fire. I hold Margaret MacDonald’s Secret Rapture innovation of the nineteenth century correct, since we now have hindsight on these (multiple) events. There may or may not be more before the Messiah returns. After all, no one can predict the weather.
CHAPTER FOUR

THE MESSIAH RETURNS


I’ll begin with another list:


THE SPACE COWBOY THE SKY MARSHAL OF THE UNIVERSE SKY KING KING OF THE ROCKET MEN STARMAN THE LOST PLANET AIRMAN THE MAN FROM INNER SPACE THE MORON FROM OUTER SPACE THE DIVINE IDIOT THE MAN WITH A THOUSAND FACES THE MIRROR MAN THE INVISIBLE MAN THE THIN MAN THE OMEGA MAN THE MYSTERY MAN THE MAN WITH THE POWER THE MAN WITH THE POISON MIND THE MEDICINE MAN THE RAINMAKER THE FERTILITY KING WILD-EYED CHAMELEON THE JOKER THE DEMOLITION MAN BIG BROTHER


Let me ask a few rhetorical questions. Are we perhaps involved in a real life version of the children’s game King of the Mountain in order to pick out the Messiah? Consider the paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur or possibly what is diagnosed as a messianic complex. What has this to do with the Messiah? Am I suggesting the Messiah will be merely a madman? Let me define a fairy or Peter Pan. A fairy is chronologically and physiologically an adult but has refused to assume an adult identity (ego) and has refused to take on adult responsibility. A fairy more or less never outgrows the omniscience, omnipotence and sense of wonder possessed by the infant, and inhabits fantasy mental worlds in preference to the real world. Again, I ask, what has this to do with the Messiah?
I took a brief look in the preceding chapter at some of what I felt were candidate messiahs being put forward by the movie industry. I wonder if we might be getting practice for recognizing the actual Messiah when He returns. I feel such practice may well be a good idea, since; for one thing, the Messiah won’t be riding the White Horse this time (that was done in A.D. 70). Neither do I expect to see a flying saucer descending from the skies to a world capital.
I suspect it will be an Incarnation in the manner that occurred at Bethlehem. At that time, only the Wise Men and a handful of others could discern the Messiah. One dictionary definition of blasphemy is for a mortal to name himself a god. I feel there could well be an early period when the Chosen One is accused as a blasphemer or the Antichrist. A considerable period of time may elapse before He is acclaimed Lord of lords and King of kings.
At any rate, once the Messiah is actually recognized, it will then become a situation of “when the saints go marching in”. In whichever country He first appears, the Messiah and a motley crew of followers will walk into the capital city and take power. You say you want to be in that number? I suggest you think carefully about it. To the secular eye this will be a Fool’s Parade or Goon Squad made up of Snake People (Marching Morons) - the actual ‘meek’ who will then inherit the earth. I repeat - do you want to be in that number?
How, you may object, will a mere handful of such people be able to take over a major capital city? The context is important here. We are dealing at this point in time with a nation under siege internally and externally, soon to fall. Numerous other portentous dire events will be occurring simultaneously that will dilute the significance of the central event. The World Trade Center attack, 9-11, was just the inaugural event of a coming series of catastrophes. We are on an accelerating descending slope. God is against us now for our Godless Wicked ways. This will be confirmed by the disasters coming ahead predicted here.
Initially the Messiah will assume actual secular political power in order to obtain the objective of reinstating theocracy - an archaic form of government long abandoned and forgotten by Western nations. Looking again with secular eyes, whether considered from the political left or from the political right, the government will be a de facto fascist government - no matter what label is ostensibly applied to it. To provide an example of the type of events that will be taking place, if, and I cannot overemphasize the hypothetical, if this occurs in Washington, DC, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights will be abolished and both Houses of Congress dissolved. I find this idea unpalatable, and I feel none of the sources I have mentioned would find this palatable, nor would you. I do not believe these events will occur in the actual Jerusalem, but, as I have indicated, one of the major Western capitals, which will then become a platform for world domination.
W. Reich in the forties prior to even the advent of national TV took a look at popular culture in THE MURDER OF CHRIST. He was acutely aware of the possibility of fascism, having had direct experience with the mass movements of the twentieth century of both the left and the right. What would be his verdict now, some sixty years later? Many science fiction films have dramatized a fascist takeover. Are they a prototype for future real events?
The evolutionary stages the government will undergo can be expressed in the Marxist schemata. The first phase corresponds to the dictatorship of the proletariat (rule by the meek). Then begins the transition period to the withering away of the state and the classless society or New Jerusalem. Theologians have previously published outlines of the analogies between Marxist mythology and Christian eschatology. And the return of the Messiah will actually fulfill Marx’s predictions, as well as those of John of Patmos simultaneously. During the transition period, it will be a matter of being forced to do without various items we now take for granted. The entire entertainment industry will be dispensed with - television broadcasts, movies, rock music, etc. Much of the high technology of the West will be abandoned. We will cease constructing aircraft, rockets and probably even automobiles (do only angels have wings?) This will be accomplished with only a minimum of objection because the Messiah will rule with a Rod of Iron as the Book of Revelation predicts. He will be a combination Joe Stalin, Jim Jones, Adolph Hitler and Ayatollah Khomeni rolled into one. Amos in the Old Testament correctly prophecied the gnashing of teeth and tribulation that would come with the Day of the Lord.
Is Western Civilization about to officially end? Are we and our descendants to become almost exclusively concerned with physical survival, staying alive? Don’t go outside to watch the skies for the Advent. Merely stay tuned to your TV set and start paying more attention. Have I seen one too many science fiction movies? Or is the show you never expected to see ABOUT TO BEGIN?! APPENDIX

Brief excerpts from Margaret MacDonald’s 1830 Secret Rapture prophecy:

It was first the awful state of the land that was pressed upon me. I saw the blindness and infatuation of the people to be very great. I felt the cry of Liberty to be just the hiss of the serpent to drown them in perdition. It was just ‘no God’, ----
I saw the people of God in an awfully dangerous situation, surrounded by nets and entanglements, about to be tried, and many about to be deceived and fall. Now will THE WICKED be revealed, with all power and signs and lying wonders, so that if it were possible the very elect will be deceived.


PARTIAL BIBLIOGRAPHY


Chapter One.

The following titles are examples of conservative postmillennial and amillennial views as opposed to the standard premillennial view.


Bray, John L., THE MILLENNIUM - THE BIG QUESTION?
Chilton, David, PARADISE RESTORED: A BIBLICAL THEOLOGY OF DOMINION.
Brunner, Constantin, OUR CHRIST: THE REVOLT OF THE MYSTICAL GENIUS (1921 - published 1990).
James, Timothy A. THE MESSIAH’S RETURN: DELAYED? FULFILLED? OR DOUBLE-FULFILLMENT? Jones, R Bradley, THE GREAT TRIBULATON.
Kik, J. Marcellus, AN ESCHATOLOGY OF VICTORY.
Kimball, William R., THE RAPTURE: A QUESTION OF TIMING.
King, Max, THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY.
Lewis, Arthur H., THE DARK SIDE OF THE MILLENNIUM.
Logston, Robert, THE END-TIMES BLOODBATH. MacPherson, Dave, THE GREAT RAPTURE HOAX.
Robinson, John A. T., REDATING THE NEW TESTAMENT.
J. Stuart, THE PAROUSIA (1887).
Stevens, Ed, WHAT HAPPENED IN 70 A.D.
Terry, Milton, BIBLICAL HERMENEUTICS.

Chapters Two-Four.

Brown, Noman O., CLOSING TIME (1973).
______________, LOVE’S BODY (1966).
Gutkind, Eric, THE BODY OF GOD: FIRST STEPS TOWARD AN ANTI-THEOLOGY (1966-Horizon Press).
Harrington, M. THE POLITICS AT GOD’S FUNERAL: THE SPIRITUAL CRISIS OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION (1983)
Hyde, Lewis, TRICKSTER MAKES THIS WORLD (1988).
Joyce, James, FINNEGANS WAKE (1939).
Reich, Wilhelm, THE MURDER OF CHRIST: THE EMOTIONAL PLAGUE OF MANKIND (1966). Robinson, Paul A., THE FREUDIAN LEFT: WILHELM REICH, GEZA ROHEIM, HERBERT MARCUSE (1969). Roheim, Geza, MAGIC AND SCHIZOPHRENIA (1955). ____________, ANIMISM, MAGIC AND THE DIVINE KING (1930). Sontag, Susan, “The imagination of disaster.” AGAINST INTERPRETATION AND OTHER ESSAYS (1966). Tausk, Victor, "On the origin of the 'Influencing Machine' in schizophrenia" (1933).




FILM LIST BY DATE (PRIMARILY SCIENCE FICTION)

A partial list of relevant and valuable film titles. No studios are given.


EVAN ALMIGHTY (2007) (sequel to BRUCE ALMIGHTY. God commands Evan to build an Ark)

CLICK (2006)

STRANGER THAN FICTION (2006)

BEWITCHED (2005)

CHICKEN LITTLE (2005)

CONSTANTINE (2005)

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (2004)

ELLA ENCHANTED (2004)

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 (2004)

THE FINAL CUT (2004) (madman must die to save others)

THE FORGOTTEN (2004)

THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA (2004)

THE MACHINIST (2004)

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (2004)

SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMMOROW (2004)

WHAT THE #$*! DO WE KNOW!? (2004)

BRUCE ALMIGHTY (2003)

NORTHFORK (2003) (has an Ark,a Flood and recording angels)

SPIDER (2003) (madman)

CLOCKSTOPPERS (2002) (mass psychosis)

DON'T SAY A WORD (2002)

FINAL (2002)

FRAILTY (2002)

HEARTS IN ATLANTIS (2002)

THE IMPOSTER (2002)

K-PAX (2002)

LILO AND STITCH (2002)

NO SUCH THING (2002)

THE RING (2002)

SIGNS (2002)

ZOOLANDER (2002)

A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)

CHICKEN RUN (2000)

END OF DAYS (1999)

GLADIATOR (1998)

THE MATRIX (1998)

THE SIXTH SENSE (1998)

WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (1998)

MEN IN BLACK (1997)

INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)

MARS ATTACKS! (1996)

PLEASANTVILLE (1996)

FORREST GUMP (1994)

STARGATE (1994)

THE RAPTURE (1991)

THE FISHER KING (1990)

THE HANDMAIDS TALE (1990)

LOOSE CANNONS (1990)

SPACED INVADERS (1990)

EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1989)

BEETLEJUICE (1988)

BIG (1988)

RAINMAN (1988)

THEY LIVE (1988)

WINGS OF DESIRE (1988)

FIELD OF DREAMS (1987)

MAKING MR. RIGHT (1987)

PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

REAL MEN (1987)

THE BOY WHO COULD FLY (1986)

FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR (1986)

RIDERS OF THE STORM (1986)

BETTER OFF DEAD (1985)

CREATOR (1985)

LIFEFORCE (1985)

LEGEND (1985)

MORONS FROM OUTER SPACE (1985)

MASS APPEAL (1985)

MY SCIENCE PROJECT (1985)

THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO (1985)

REANIMATOR (1985)

REAL GENIUS (1985)

STARMAN (1985)

WEIRD SCIENCE (1985)

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET (1984)

THE DEAD ZONE (1984)

DREAMSCAPE (1984)

GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)

THE LAST STARFIGHTER (1984)

THE LONELY GUY (1984)

THE NATURAL (1984)

NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984)

RED DAWN (1984)

REVENGE OF THE NERDS (1984)

SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES (1984)

TERMINATOR (1984)

TESTAMENT (1984)

ZELIG (1984)

KRULL (1983)

THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS (1983)

VIDEODROME (1983)

ROCK AND RULE (1982)

THE SENDER (1982)

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)

SCANNERS (1981)

THE LATHE OF HEAVEN (1980-PBS)

ALIEN (1979)

BEING THERE (1979)

CAPRICORN ONE (1979)

THE LAST WAVE (1979)

SIMON (1979)

HOLOCAUST 2000 (1978)

STAR WARS (1977)

CARRIE (1976)

THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976)

THE OMEN (1976)

A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)

THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)

THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975)

WIZARDS (1975)

FLESH GORDON (1974-X)

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)

THE EXORCIST (1973)

THE HOLY MOUNTAIN (1973)

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973)

JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR (1973)

SOYLENT GREEN (1973)

THE WICKER MAN (1973)

WESTWORLD (1973)

ZARDOZ (1973)

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)

FOOLS' PARADE (1971)

THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971)

THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

THE RULING CLASS (1971)

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (1971)

WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)

CAPTAIN NEMO AND THE UNDERWATER CITY (1970)

THE MAGIC CHRISTIAN (1970)

THE RAIN PEOPLE (1969)

CHARLY (1968)

MARS NEEDS WOMEN (1968)

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)

PLANET OF THE APES (1968)

THE POWER (1968)

FAHRENHEIT 451 (1967)

THE FLIM FLAM MAN (1967)

DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS (1966)

KING OF HEARTS (1966)

DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE (1965)

A THOUSAND CLOWNS (1965)

CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED (1964)

DR. STRANGELOVE: OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)

SEVEN DAYS IN MAY (1964)

THE GREAT ESCAPE (1963)

LORD OF THE FLIES (1963)

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1963)

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962)

THE MUSIC MAN (1962)

REPTILICUS (1962)

WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND (1962)

ATLANTIS, THE LOST CONTINENT (1961)

MASTER OF THE WORLD (1961)

ON THE BEACH (1960)

PSYCHO (1960)

VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960)

THE WORLD, THE FLESH AND THE DEVIL (1959)

ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT WOMAN (1958)

THE BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS (1958)

HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1958)

I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE (1958)

THE MAGICIAN (1958)

NOT OF THIS EARTH (1957)

THE COURT JESTER (1956)

FORBIDDEN PLANET (1956)

GIANT (1956)

GODZILLA (1956)

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)

THIS IS ISLAND EARTH (1955)

GOG (1954)

INVADERS FROM MARS (1954)

IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953)

THE LOST PLANET (1953)

MEET MR. LUCIFER (1953)

THE WAR OF THE WORLDS (1953)

MY SON JOHN (1952)

RADAR MEN FROM THE MOON (1952)

RED PLANET MARS (1952)

ZOMBIES OF THE STRATOSPHERE (1952)

CAPTAIN VIDEO, MASTER OF THE STRATOSPHERE (1951)

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951)

THE MAN FROM PLANET X (1951)

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE (1951)

D.O.A. (1950)

THE NEXT VOICE YOU HEAR (1950)

ROCKETSHIP X-M (1950)

THE INSPECTOR GENERAL (1949)

KING OF THE ROCKETMEN (1949)

THE THIRD MAN (1949)

NIGHTMARE ALLEY (1947)

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE (1947)

THE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES (1945)

COBRA WOMAN (1944)

THE LODGER (1944)

NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART (1944)

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE (1943)

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY (1942)

THE DEVIL COMMANDS (1941)

THE MALTESE FALCON (1941)

FLASH GORDON CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE (1940)

BUCK ROGERS (1939)

DAREDEVILS OF THE RED CIRCLE (1939)

THE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939)

THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)

FIGHTING DEVIL DOGS (1938)

FLASH GORDON'S TRIP TO MARS (1937)

THE MAN WHO COULD WORK MIRACLES (1937)

TIM TYLER'S LUCK (1937)

TOPPER (1937)

THE DEVIL DOLL (1936)

FLASH GORDON (1936)

THE INVISIBLE RAY (1936)

THINGS TO COME (1936)

UNDERSEA KINGDOM (1936)

THE LOST CITY (1935)

MURDER BY TELEVISION (1935)

THE PHANTOM EMPIRE (1935)

GABRIEL OVER THE WHITE HOUSE (1933)

THE INVISIVIBLE MAN (1933)

KING KONG (1933)

FRANKENSTEIN (1932)

ISLAND OF LOST SOULS (1932)

M (1931)

BLUE ANGEL (1930)

METROPOLIS (1926)

THE LAST LAUGH (1924)

THE CRAZY RAY (aka PARIS QUI DORT) (1923-Fr.)

THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1919)


FILM LIST



ALIEN (1979)

ATLANTIS, THE LOST CONTINENT (1961)

ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT WOMAN (1958)

A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)

BEETLEJUICE (1988)

BEING THERE (1979)

BETTER OFF DEAD (1985)

BEWITCHED (2005)

BIG (1988)

BLUE ANGEL (1930)

A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)

THE BOY WHO COULD FLY (1986)

THE BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS (1958)

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET (1984)

BRUCE ALMIGHTY (2003)

THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1919)

CAPRICORN ONE (1979)

CAPTAIN NEMO AND THE UNDERWATER CITY (1970)

CARRIE (1976)

CHARLY (1968)

CHICKEN LITTLE (2005)

CHICKEN RUN (2000)

CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED (1964)

CLICK (2006)

CLOCKSTOPPERS (2002)

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)

COBRA WOMAN (1944)

CONSTANTINE (2005)

THE COURT JESTER (1956)

THE CRAZY RAY (aka PARIS QUI DORT) (1923-Fr.)

CREATOR (1985)

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW (2004)

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951)

THE DEAD ZONE (1984)

THE DEVIL COMMANDS (1941)

THE DEVIL DOLL (1936)

THE DEVIL’S RAIN (1975)

D.O.A. (1950)

DON’T SAY A WORD (2002)

DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE (1965)

DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS (1966)

DR. STRANGELOVE: OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)

DREAMSCAPE (1984)

EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1989)

ELLA ENCHANTED (2004)

END OF DAYS (1999)

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)

EVAN ALMIGHTY (2007)

THE EXORCIST (1973)

FAHRENHEIT 451 (1967)

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 (2004)

FIELD OF DREAMS (1987)

FINAL (2002)

THE FINAL CUT (2004)

THE FISHER KING (1990)

FLESH GORDON (1974-X)

FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR (1986)

THE FLIM FLAM MAN (1967)

FOOLS’ PARADE (1971)

FORBIDDEN PLANET (1956)

THE FORGOTTEN (2004)

FORREST GUMP

(1994)

FRAILTY (2002)

FRANKENSTEIN (1932)

GABRIEL OVER THE WHITE HOUSE (1933)

GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)

GIANT (1956)

GLADIATOR (1998)

GODZILLA (1956)

GOG (1954)

THE GREAT ESCAPE (1963)

THE HANDMAID'S TALE (1990)

HEARTS IN ATLANTIS (2002)

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973)

HOLOCAUST 2000 (1978)

THE HOLY MOUNTAIN (1973)

HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1958)

I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE (1958)

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE (1943)

THE IMPOSTER (2002)

INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)

THE INSPECTOR GENERAL (1949)

INVADERS FROM MARS (1953)

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)

THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933)

THE INVISIBLE RAY (1936)

ISLAND OF LOST SOULS (1932)

IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953)

JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR (1973)

KING KONG (1933)

KING OF HEARTS (1966)

K-PAX (2002)

KRULL (1983)

THE LAST LAUGH (1924)

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)

THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971)

THE LAST STARFIGHTER (1984)

THE LAST WAVE (1979)

THE LATHE OF HEAVEN (1980-PBS)

LEGEND (1985)

LIFEFORCE (1985)

LILO AND STITCH (2002)

THE LODGER (1944)

THE LONELY GUY (1984)

LOOSE CANNONS (1990)

LORD OF THE FLIES (1963)

THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA (2004)

M (1931)

THE MACHINIST (2004)

THE MAGIC CHRISTIAN (1970)

THE MAGICIAN (1958)

MAKING MR. RIGHT (1987)

THE MALTESE FALCON (1941)

THE MAN FROM PLANET X (1951)

THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS (1983)

THE MAN WHO COULD WORK MIRACLES (1937)

THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976)

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962)

MARS ATTACKS (1996)

MARS NEEDS WOMEN (1968)

MASS APPEAL (1985)

MASTER OF THE WORLD (1961)

THE MATRIX (1998)

MEN IN BLACK (1997)

MEET MR. LUCIFER (1953)

METROPOLIS (1926)

MORONS FROM OUTER SPACE (1985)

MURDER BY TELEVISION (1935)

THE MUSIC MAN (1962)

MY SON JOHN (1952)

MY SCIENCE PROJECT (1985)

THE NATURAL (1984)

THE NEXT VOICE YOU HEAR (1950)

NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984)

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)

NIGHTMARE ALLEY (1947)

NO SUCH THING (2002)

NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART (1944)

NORTHFORK (2003)

NOT OF THIS EARTH (1957)

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1963)

THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

THE OMEN (1976)

ON THE BEACH (1960)

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (2004)

PLANET OF THE APES (1968)

PLEASANTVILLE (1996)

THE POWER (1968)

PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

PSYCHO (1960)

THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO (1985)

THE RAIN PEOPLE (1969)

RAINMAN (1988)

THE RAPTURE (1991)

REAL GENIUS (1985)

REAL MEN (1987)

REANIMATOR (1985)

RED DAWN (1984)

RED PLANET MARS (1952)

REPTILICUS (1962)

REVENGE OF THE NERDS (1984)

RIDERS OF THE STORM (1986)

THE RING (2002)

ROCK AND RULE (1982)

ROCKETSHIP X-M (1950)

THE RULING CLASS (1971)

SCANNERS (1981)

THE SENDER (1982)

SEVEN DAYS IN MAY (1964)

SIGNS(2002)

SIMON (1979)

THE SIXTH SENSE (1998)

SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMMOROW (2004)

SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES (1984)

SOYLENT GREEN (1973)

SPACED INVADERS (1990)

SPIDER (2003)

STAR WARS (1977)

STARGATE(1994) STARMAN (1985)

THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975)

STRANGER THAN FICTION (2006)

TERMINATOR (1984)

TESTAMENT (1984)

THEY LIVE (1988)

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (1971)

THINGS TO COME (1936)
<>P> THE THIRD MAN (1949)

THIS IS ISLAND EARTH (1955)

A THOUSAND CLOWNS (1965)

TOPPER (1937)

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE (1947)

VIDEODROME (1983)

VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960)

THE WAR OF THE WORLDS (1953)

WEIRD SCIENCE (1985)

WESTWORLD (1973)

WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (1998)

WHAT THE #$*! DO WE KNOW!? (2006)

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE (1951)

WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND (1962)

THE WICKER MAN (1973)

WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)

WINGS OF DESIRE (1988)

THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)

WIZARDS (1975)

THE WORLD, THE FLESH AND THE DEVIL (1959)

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)

ZARDOZ (1973)

ZELIG (1984)

ZOOLANDER (2002)






FILM SERIALS



BUCK ROGERS (1939) CAPTAIN VIDEO, MASTER OF THE STRATOSPHERE (1951)

DAREDEVILS OF THE RED CIRCLE (1939)

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY (1942)

FIGHTING DEVIL DOGS (1938)

FLASH GORDON (1936)

FLASH GORDON CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE (1940)

FLASH GORDON'S TRIP TO MARS (1937)

KING OF THE ROCKETMEN (1949)

THE LOST CITY (1935)

THE LOST PLANET (1953)

THE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939)

THE PHANTOM EMPIRE (1935)

THE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES (1945)

RADAR MEN FROM THE MOON (1952)

TIM TYLER’S LUCK (1937)

UNDERSEA KINGDOM (1936)

ZOMBIES OF THE STRATOSPHERE (1952)






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proof you cannot
forget her at all.

How utterly irreverent to speak of whales in such fashion. G-d created them too. Spermaphobia?

6:24 PM  
Blogger AndreaV said...

Oh dear, I was about to leave a pissy little comments, but based on the comments I already read here, I'm not the only one being spammed by you.

I tried to read your whole script, but it was a harder read than Mein Kampf, which I gave up on half way.

My blog is mainly for me and my friends and family, and think what you may of Christians, I did not go on your blog attacking you, you came onto mine.

Come back if you'd like but don't advertise yourself on my blog. Hope you find God along the way.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Will said...

I hope that you have fun reading all of these posts, if that's why you are doing this. I do not think that people in general appreciate your point of view, but I am thinking that that will not phase you.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Michael Redwine said...

Better "brush up" on the precise "Manner of Christ's Coming"

Think about these points:
See what the Word of GOD says:

What promise is made to those who look for the appearing of Christ?
"So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation." Hebrews 9:28.

How many will receive a reward when He comes?
"For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works." Matthew 16:27.

Did the disciples think that death would be the second coming of Christ?
"Peter seeing him saith to Jesus, Lord, and what shall this man do? Jesus saith unto him, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? follow thou me. Then went this saying abroad among the brethren, that that disciple should not die: yet Jesus said not unto him, He shall not die; but, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee?" John 21:21-23.

If death is not the coming of Christ, how will He come?
"And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;"Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven." Acts 1:9-11 (Rev. 14:14).

How many will behold Him when He comes?
"Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen." Revelation 1:7.

What wonderful demonstration will accompany the Lord's coming?
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first." 1 Thessalonians 4:16.

What will then take place?
"Behold, I show you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed." 1 Corinthians 15:52. (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17)

Have not the martyrs of old gone to their reward?
"And these all, having obtained a good report through faith, received not the promise: God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made perfect." Hebrews 11:39,40.

When were the disciples to be recompensed?
"And thou shalt be blessed; for they cannot recompense thee: for thou shalt be recompensed at the resurrection of the just." Luke 14:14.

How is this to be brought about?
"If I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto Myself." John 14:3.

What was Enoch's belief about this event?
"And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints, to execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him." Jude 1:14,15.

What was Job's hope when in the depths of affliction?
"For I know that my redeemer liveth, and that he shall stand at the latter day upon the earth: And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God: Whom I shall see for myself, and mine eyes shall behold, and not another; though my reins be consumed within me." Job 19:25-27.

How did David express himself on this point?
"Before the LORD: for he cometh, for he cometh to judge the earth: he shall judge the world with righteousness, and the people with his truth." Psalms 96:13.

Did Daniel teach this same sentiment?
"And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book." Daniel 12:1.

In what splendor will the Saviour come?
"For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels." Luke 9:26.

When Christ, at the transfiguration, represented His future glory, how did He appear?
"And was transfigured before them: and his face did shine as the sun, and his raiment was white as the light." Matthew 17:2.

What is the appearance of an angel?
"His body also was like the beryl, and his face as the appearance of lightning, and his eyes as lamps of fire, and his arms and his feet like in colour to polished brass, and the voice of his words like the voice of a multitude." Daniel 10:6.

What is the appearance of the glory of God Himself?
"And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about. As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so was the appearance of the brightness round about. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake." Ezekiel 1:27,28.

For what was Paul waiting when in his Roman dungeon?
"Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing." 2 Timothy 4:8.

How will the Saviour be seen of those who are finally permitted to behold Him?
"Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is." 1 John 3:2.

What description does the beloved John give of His appearance?
"His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; "And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. "And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength." Revelation 1:14-16.

When He shall have gathered together His elect (Matt. 24:31), if we are among them, what shall we hear from the Saviour?
"Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:" Matthew 25:34.

2:10 PM  
Blogger sacred raptor said...

Father! How long will you deny me? Simply because you have an heir to your throne--of which you speak a tad wrongly of--does not mean I do not exist!

If your insanity since the destruction of Gjeshkinn is this terrible, than I PROMISE you that I will find a way to restore you to beautiful father I remember...

Peace be to all of you. In the name of fallen Gjeshkinn, and the Anunnaki race.

8:13 AM  
Blogger DrTruth said...

You must repent!

10:26 AM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

Hi. I'd rater you not comment back. You probably will anyway, on account of that end of the world ghost alien god rapture that's happening in ten billion a.d. But anyway, It's very nice that you commented on my blog, because the Book of Revelation greatly interests me. But I feel compelled to say a few things.

The Book of Revelation (which you're obviously rather obsessed with) says that all men who do not repent at the end wil be cast into the eternal lake of fire. Now now now, you wouldn't want to be burning for eternity, tortured by unspeakable evils and the fallen angel himself, now would you? I didn't think so.

I'm a Roman Cathoic. I believe in the (no offense to other religions) One True Church established by Jesus Christ. Now of course this might be a big fun thing that a bunch of college students put together, and it probably is, but on the off chance that you intentionally wrote this, you're either
1. Satanic.
2. Atheist.
3. Stark raving mad (and for heaven's sake, don't give me that 'I know I'm insane', because I'm not stupid).

Anywayyyy, I should tell you something. Every Christian who is commented by you will say "AIIIEE! Don't say you're God!" and that's a good thing. Let me tell you, though...

You think your supernatural talk about the white throne of the dead is just SO funky, and nobody can match it. Well let me tell you something that's right up your alley. I look forward to finally meeting Crystal in Heaven when I die, because I haven't seen my true Love Crystal ever since before I was born. The passage to the world of Light lies before me, and my destiny will be fulfilled one day, and the Darkness will fall before the Crystal and my city of Joy, serving under the banner of the Most High God, Jesus Christ. Just beyond the sunset and my furthest memories, the silver castle in the sky waits for me, calling me home. I have seen things before I was born that you could never imagine, and I will never forget the love and Joy that God gave me. The greatest of these destinies is the destiny of my Fantasy World, my world that was created by Jesus which bears the creation of the mind of a joyful, Catholic young child. It will strike down any and all that oppose God, and I will singlehandedly strike you down when I pass through the lucid memories and into Paradise.

OOOHHHHHH SNAP! BEAT THAT! I am so darn MYSTICAL!!!

Yep, you're not the ONLY one packin' some extremely weird mystical stuff!

P.S. I suggest that you listen to "The Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold. It illustrates very well how painful it is to be trapped eternally in flames, with no hope of escape.

P.P.S. No really, I'm a Catholic. Yeah, repentance is good... Horror and infinite pain is bad...

P.P.P.S. Sorry, I've just got to say it because it's so out of place. I'd like a large bowl of Steve.

Lots of P's S. Honestly though, let me tell you something as a Catholic. You're not insane. You're also not God. And honestly, you think that your ghost sheezie is just SO COOL... But you have no idea what you're dealing with. Your arrogance causes me to laugh with some amusement and some pity for you. I repeat, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH. Don't be a wimp and take the easy way out into the City of Evil and Macabre Death. Shoot for Paradise instead.

Peace out. There's plenty more where all that came from.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

Hi again. I just read your little passage about you being God. One or two pointers for ya, homie:

1. You can't just say you're God because you raptured out billions. You actually have to rapture them out if you want us to believe you.

2. If you're God, what the flip are you doing on 'Blogger' instead of floating around up in the sky and scoring some serious rapturin'?

3. If you were God, you wouldn't be saying "I'm God! You're Not!" because if somebody's God, well for crying out loud, they act with some dignity.

4. If you were God, you wouldn't have made me. Because my glittering silver castle in the sky could totally school your 'Great White Throne' in ten seconds, and my super-hot ex-and-future girlfriend Crystal could give you such PWNAGE that YO MAMA would look better than you!

5. You can't be God, because I'm listening to Fall Out Boy, and they're way too cool to have been made by you. Too bad they're not Catholic.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

Heehee, now I'm just annoying you. But I was JUST WONDERING, what does a comedy starring Adam Sandler called 'Click' have to do with god?

7:50 PM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

HI AGAIN, Mr. Alien! I was just wondering again, what does Chicken Little have to do with the Great White Throne of the Dead?

I suppose I could give it to you- The Sixth Sense could have something to do with dead people. Do you watch that often in your special Christian Atheist world, Mr. Alien?

10:17 AM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

Oh, this is fun! I changed my mind. It would be nice if you commented back, because this is the most entertaining thing I've done in a while. You see, I'm the weirdest hopeful emo dude alive!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

I'm sorry, Mr. Alien, but several of your comments are inconsistent. You say you're a Christian, but you think that you're the only God. You also say that your upcoming age will be an age of gods and monsters. Unfortunately, this is impossible with either of your other statements...

Oh well. Even if you don't conquer the world, you can always eat muffins.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

P.S. I like your comment about men being enslaved by sexual temptations. You nailed that part.

But if you try to kill billions, then I, Silverblade, along with my true love Crystal and the armies of the Fantasy World will destroy you faster than a white guy in the hood.

(ouchie... are you just gonna TAKE that?)

4:26 PM  
Blogger WHISKEY PUZZLER said...

lauging at you out loud, well i gues they gave u wut u wanted, curses upon curses, but a not gonna give u wut u want :D ... c am a nice zombie :D .... i admire ur knolege, but beleive me u added nothing to mine, my jaw, didnt drop.... so go to hell with ur ideas.....

4:21 AM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

I'll make a few stray comments on what you all have said here:
colleen: Yes, I am for sure a Space Cadet.
ben: I have found most people have a hard time getting through my stuff. A more readable version than here is at my site:
My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
theziant: Thank you for the vote of confidence. I appoint you one of my apostles.
will: You are wrong. Quoting myself: 'You may feel this is a spoof or hoax and laugh. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not!'
michael redwine: Thank you for the thoughtful outline of orthodox theology. Which is only a distorted version of what is really going to happen soon by my hand.
sacred raptor: I have left my comments on you at your blog.
not-quite--crushed: I have left my comments on you at your blog.

6:23 AM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

My reply to not-quite-crushed:
I belatedly read the numerous comments you left at my blog.
I won't try to give a detailed response to all you said, but certainly many of your points are valid.
Both of us are actually in Hell right this very moment. Read my topic: 'Instant Proof You're in Hell.'
This is no college prank. Quoting:
'You may feel this is a spoof or hoax and laugh. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not! "
I agree that two your three points apply: I'm an atheist, and stark raving mad. As for the Satanic, I, as God, am here to lay Satan down for the final time.
I was raised in a Fundie background, but agree with Catholicism because of the celibacy of it's leaders. But, as promised by John of Patmos, now that I am here there are no more churches and no worship.
Quoting you: 'You can't just say you're God because you raptured out billions. You actually have to rapture them out if you want us to believe you'. No problem. Your wish is my command. Within months, if not years, by my hand, we will be in the post apocalyptic world of 'Jericho' on TV! Stay tuned!
The film list I drew up has a big part of getting all the devils here is Hell ready for the Secret Rapture - my mounds of corpses.
Your examples:
'Click' - Meaning is transparent. A remote control that can change reality - as in the real power that I as God have.
"Chicken Little' - Chicken Little proclaims, 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!' i.e., it's the End of the World!
As far as the distinction God vs. gods, my contention is that the I am Almighty God like 'Bruce Almighty', as I will shortly demonstrate with the corpses. But at the same time, I acknowledge numerous predecessors and many more to come, and all of us are mad. And as an atheist, there never has been an external God. And I am not interested in being Cool. I have never been and never will be PC, Politically Correct.
This has been a worthwhile exercise. Leave any further comments at:
http://dayofthelord.blogspot.com/,
and I'll try read the comments left more often.

8:02 AM  
Blogger Not-Quite-Crushed said...

Hello, Mr. Alien. I'm just responding to your comment on my blog.

1. Could you please explain to me how you can be an atheist and God at the same time? You say you're going to cast down Satan, and he's certainly not of this world, he's a spirit, and if you think you're God then you must believe in him, or else you wouldn't believe in yourself.

2. If we are in Hell, then there would be no hope of salvation, as Jesus (the one from the Bible, not you) clearly states that no one can ever escape from Hell. However, there are faithful people in this world who believe in God and have not done anything to earn the eternal torment of Hell. This would result in us being trapped here for eternity, which couldn't be because God would have to be very unjust to put all the good Catholics in Hell, and secondly, in we're trapped here in Hell, where do people go when they die? Perhaps you believe in reincarnation?

3. I like your term 'fundie'. Me and my friend use that (but we try not to be offensive to Fundamentalists). It's good that you're Catholic, but there's still the problem of you being God...

You say that the movies you listed will help to 'get the devils ready for the Secret Rapture'. You're using devils to help you? But you say you're casting down Satan once and for all? But (sorry, I forget which verse number it is) "A house divided cannot stand". Devils cannot help you to fight devils.

I'm out fo time, but I'll comment later. See ya.

-Silverblade

7:32 AM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

not-quite-crushed:
More interesting comments, although clearly we are not on the same wavelength.
Let me quote again what I said to you:
'As far as the distinction God vs. gods, my contention is that the I am Almighty God like 'Bruce Almighty', as I will shortly demonstrate with the corpses.' And there is no external God, I'm an atheist.
We are indeed in planetwide Hell with no hope of salvation - the only way out is billions of devils on the ground by my hand. Which is what I mean by laying Satan down for the last time. And all will be wormfood - there is no afterlife. All the few remaining good, decent people left on the planet will face my Rapture, and, sadly, some of them will be removed along with the devils.
I come from a Fundie background. I am not a Catholic. However, I do acknowledge the Catholic approach as being the only correct Chrisian approach, again,primarily because of the celibacy of its leaders.
As I had already proposed in the 1986 book, all the movies together (including all TV) have a flat out objective of driving all the devils here in Hell mad (Mass Psychosis), at which point I will finish the job and lay out them out as corpses.

11:55 AM  
Blogger ruthz said...

hi there ur story is kinda like a fiction..
and i think u are just making up another believe that you are comfortable with .
that's about it..
yeah
goodday
but neway will pray that you will get to the real Lord Jesus Christ

3:58 PM  
Blogger Andrew B. Noselli said...

Show no mercy !

I approve of your plans and await the many raptures you have scheduled.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

ruthz:
When you label my stuff fiction, you are picking up on the fact that I have laid it out as a drama complete with stage directions. But it isn't fiction.
andrew b. noselli:
Thank you for the vote of confidence. But you need to know there is only one remaining Rapture left for me to do - the last one, which will be very soon.

5:30 AM  
Blogger sacred raptor said...

Honey I'm home! I thought you could use some new underwear so I left them in the fridge.

8:05 AM  
Blogger A2J VENUS said...

you are so stupid you know thAT???!!!! Jesus was crucified.... were you???


JESUS has two big holes on his palms.... do you have that too??? coz if you have that, i would believe you...


when is you're birthday??? i believe Jesus was born in Bethlehem... were you born in Bethlehem???


I believe that Jesus will come very very very sooooon and He will be riding on clouds.. and we people will hear the sound of trumpets.... the question is: do you have the power to fly? to ride on clouds without using any spaceship mr. ASTRONAUT ????
without using any cool flying gadgets???



you know what, i PITY ON YOU SO MUCH.... God loves you, you know that.... but then you always turn your back on Him that's why He cannot make a way to you coz you always turn you back on Him...


you must read my Blogs you know... Don't be a fool to say and do such things...


GREATER ARE THE CONSEQUENCES....


go to www.spiritlessons.com and be Blessed....



May God Bless you and re[pent before you die...



Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior coz He is the only way to Heaven...



=)

8:21 AM  
Blogger WHISKEY PUZZLER said...

hey you, people still disscuss wut u said?? weird, its obvious that GOD doesnt need messengers anymore, as u r using internet, its also weird u poor outfunded god, using free blogspot, i ,mean u could by a real.com instade of spamming people with ur unbelievable stuff, and hey u know all chritianity currents dont you?? well thats normal coz they were writen in the hands of ur slaves, and hey r u who u r tellin who u r? and who's that exactly?? antichrist? one of his followers? one just wishes to serve him? well whoever u r , ill be laughing at you, here and in the other life too, so stop spamming people with ur pseodo version of ALLAH, coz when u rapture or do wutever u will do, JESSUS the man, son of the woman will take ur life, or his life, coz i told u cheap, using freewere, u aint god not even close, so get a real job. and may ALLAH be the keep of you and your servants from hell, tell me ?? or u know wut i know it, so no need to ask ;). alsalamo ala man etaba3a elhoda
السلام على من اتبع الهدى

8:58 AM  
Blogger Numinous Ubiquity said...

Quite an excellent blog post, and obviously I agree with 100% of it, as any sane person would be forced to do. By the way, you ought to check out the Church of the SubGenius. We SubGenii have very similar beliefs to you. And one of our beliefs is that whatever we read somewhere, we believe, when we are reading it, just like whatever we see on TV, we believe, when we are watching it. I humbly ask that you consider joining our so-called “UFO doomsday cult”. You could become a SubGenius yourself if you partake in the sacred smoking of the frop, and acknowledge your Yeti ancestry while praising our Guru of Slack, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. You see, the apocalypse happened on July 5, 1998, which is actually probably still in our future, because of a grand Conspiracy that has changed our calendars. But I am sure this sacred knowledge is already known to such a great spiritual leader as yourself. However, if it is not known to you, please study our sacred literature and it may help expand your understanding even further (if that is even possible for one such as exalted as yourself).

2:32 AM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

whiskey puzzler:
Where else would I be but Angelfire? Get it?
numinous ubiquity:
I'm aware of SubGenius. Very clever satire. For better or worse, I am not kidding!

10:10 AM  
Blogger ~CRYing on the INside~ said...

Whoever you are I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU... to think that you can sit there and compare yourself to the Son of God saddens me. I only read the first part of your "address" but you are foolish.

you can't accept that Jesus was born of a virgin through the Holy Spirit because that means He is God which means He is perfect which means you would have to accept that you are not superior to all men...

you said there are only 2 differences between you and Jesus...well you forgot a third... He is perfect, he rose from the dead to defeat the Devil once and for all on the last day and oh yeah- he actually cares about mankind

However, you did get one thing right. You ARE a low life peace of scum to advertise false teachings all over the web. Those who believe you will be going to hell because you are shielding them from seeing the love that God pours out on all men.

I pray that you realize God pours out His love on you too and that you can accept His total forgiveness

6:22 PM  
Blogger Sacred Raptor said...

Father, this mean man usurped my blogger account and left that insensitive comment before.

Father, we must return and leave these people be...2012 will be enough for them without a Rapture Missile. Please, have mercy upon them!

4:25 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

u scared the shit outta me

1:47 PM  
Blogger 7K said...

Are you out there fishing for readers? I read your stuff a few weeks ago and you remind me of William Burroughs a bit, or an evangelical-futurist Salvador Dali.
Send it to some bohemian publisher, you might get a bite, but it won't sell. However, you might manage with a lot of work to pull off a cult. Or become a lyricist for a psychedelic band.

Or maybe you are a cosmic comedian, pulling our evangelical legs until we are incapable of letting these boots walk all over everybody. You are getting a dig at your overbearing religious parents.

Or you need to lay off the pot. Take a vacation. Or join the Army.
Bring that freewheelin' genius of yours into discipline. Let some jarhead cuss it out of you.

I won't bore you or enrage you by pointing out, as others patiently have, who Jesus Christ really is. Or by castigating you. But, if you aren't joking (and I think you aren't)you should consider seeking help.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Truth To Tell said...

Can we find an explanation of the great universe? Is there any convincing interpretation of the secret of existence? We realize that no family can function properly without a responsible head, that no city can prosperously exist without sound administration, and that no state can survive without a leader of some kind. We also realize that nothing comes into being on its own. Moreover, we observe that the universe exists and functions in the most orderly manner, and that it has survived for hundreds of thousand of years. Can we then say that all this is accidental and haphazard? Can we attribute the existence of man and the whole world to mere chance.

Man represents only a very small portion of the great universe. And if he can make plans and appreciate the merits of planning, then his own existence and the survival of the universe must also be a planned policy. This means that there is an extraordinary power to bring things into being and keep them moving in order.

In the world then must be a great force in action to keep everything in order. In the beautiful nature there must be a Great creator who creates the most charming pieces of art produces every thing for a special purpose in life. The deeply enlightened people recognize this creator and call him Allah "God". He is not a man because no man can create or make another man. He is not an animal, nor he is a plant. He is neither an Idol nor is He a statue of any kind because non of these things can make itself or create anything else. He is different from all these things because he is the maker and keeper of them all. The maker of anything must be different from and greater than things which he makes.

There are various ways to know God "ALLAH'' and there are many things to tell about him. The great wonders and impressive marvels of the world are like open books in which we can read about God. Besides, God Himself comes to our aid through the many Messengers and revelations He has sent down to man. These Messengers and revelations tell us everything we need to know about God.

The complete acceptance of the teachings and guidance of God 'Allah' as revealed to His Messengers Muhammad is the religion of Islam. Islam enjoins faith in the oneness and sovereignty of Allah, which makes man aware of meaningfulness of the Universe and of his place in it. This belief frees him from all fears and superstitions by making him conscious of the presence of the Almighty Allah and of man's obligations towards Him. This faith must be expressed and tested in actions, faith alone is not enough. Belief in one God requires that we look upon all humanity as one family under the universal Omnipotence of God the Creator and Nourisher of all. Islam rejects the idea of chosen people, making belief in God and good actions the only way to heaven. Thus, a direct relationship in established with God, without any intercessor.

Islam is not a new religion. It is, in essence, the same message and guidance which Allah revealed to all Prophets. Adam, Noah, Abraham, Ismael, David, Moses and Jesus (PBUT). But the message which was revealed to Prophet Mohammed (PBUT) is Islam in its comprehensive, complete and final form.

The Quran is the last revealed word of Allah and the basic source of Islamic teachings and laws. The Quran deals with the basis of creeds, morality, history of humanity, worship, knowledge, wisdom, God-man relationship, and human relationship in all aspects. Comprehensive teaching on which, can be built sound systems of social justice, economics, politics, legislation, jurisprudence, law and international relations, are important contents of the Quran. Hadith, the teachings, sayings and actions of Prophet Mohammed (PBUT), meticulously reported and collected by his devoted companions. Explained and elaborated the Quranic verses.

11:36 PM  
Blogger WHISKEY PUZZLER said...

i feel sorry for you, destiney, can be re-made. you can always consider a plan B. ALLAH doesnt hate you, and he will accept you. and you know what. i dont hate you too. i don't hate any human, creature, whatever you are. you can always consider regret your sins. and go back to ALLAH. that he accepts you and have mercy on your termented soul. السلام على من اتبع الهدى

3:34 PM  
Blogger Bob son of Bob said...

okay, if that was meant to be funny it's very good. if not i am scared.

ant to all you fundies out htere, i dare you to come to my blog and debate theology. i am lutheran, btw.

jsut so you know jesus said "only my father in heaven knows the day [of the second coming]" so you people CANT predict it.

12:16 AM  
Blogger vargas said...

Please don't leave messages on my blog just to advertise your own blog.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Darryl Klassen said...

Dear Mr. Alvin Miller,

This is Darryl Klassen, you invited me to read your work after reading my personal testimony. I must admit I did not take the time to read your work but decided instead to share the truth with you, which you can place against your own work to see if it stands up.

First of all, as humans we do not know everything, let alone be able to undestand how an infinite God works. It is true that God is God and reigns supreme over the entire universe which he created.

God gave Adam and Eve, the people who he created instructions and they disobeyed. The consequences were devestating and effect all of us. Each individual from Adam and Eve forward are born into sin and need to have their sin forgiven but on our own people cannot free themselves from the bondage of sin.

Because God is a loving God and desires to have a relationship with every human being he sent his one and only Son, Jesus Christ to come to earth and show to all of humankind what God is like.

Through the life of Jesus Christ we can see that Almighty Father God is a loving God who heals the sick, makes the lame walk, blind see, deaf hear and offers to each of us the opportunity to leave our sin behind and live a life pleasing to God. Any one of any race has the opportunity to believe in his or her heart that Jesus Christ is Lord and confess with their words that God raised Jesus from the dead. Jesus Christ is alive and sits at the right hand of God the father.

One day God the Father will tell Jesus Christ that it's time to bring his Bride home. The Bride of Christ is all those who have accepted the free gift of salvation that God offers to humankind through the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Only God the Father knows the day and time which this will happen.

People have made guesses as to when but they have just been guesses and proven wrong because those dates have come and gone.

People will by judged by God. Those who have accepted God's gift of salvation will enter into heaven and spend eternity with their Heavenly Father. What will that look like? Well far beyond what we can imagine. So if you imagine something really good, it's far better than that.

On the other hand, people who have rejected the gift of salvation which God has offered the human race will be condemned for their sin and spend enterinity in Hell which is separated from God; therefore, separated from everything good. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. People will not have a good time there.

Now for some clarification. . . The people who end up in Hell because they did not accept God's gift of salvation through Jesus Christ went there on their own accord. It is not God's fault they are there nor is it God who sent them there.

So, humankind's natural tendency is to do things which disagree with Almighty God's way of doing things. Persons have the tendancy to follow Satan and do things which do not please God. The only way to have the strength that enables huankind to walk in the ways God has commanded is to have a relationship with God through Jesus Christ. This is what you do, pray the following prayer and find other Christians who can help you because the walk is not easy and it's a whole lot easier with friends.

Here's the prayer, "Father God, I thank you for loving me to the point of offering me salvation from my sins. Thank you for doing everything in your power to free me from the bondage of sin that I am caught it. Lord God, I receive your gift of salvation which was paid for when Jesus Christ bled and died on Calvary's cross and brought to fruition when you raised him from the dead. I believe that Jesus Christ is Lord, died for my sins and that you have raised him from the dead. I receive this gift of salvation and ask for your help in living a life pleasing to you. I ask for the Holy Spirit to fill my life and that I will follow the path you have for me. In Jesus' name amen.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Sacred Raptor said...

Secret Rapture,


father i cannot condemn you. You have denied that I am your son, but I will say it again: I know the truth! I know that you gave birth to me, and that you are my earthly father.

We are special, yet different. It is a special not meant to be a blessing to these people. We are not of them. Please father, let us go and enjoy what we have...

These people do not deserve to hear your testimonies. You are not divine, but not a man. You are...one of us.

Can you please take me to the home world, where I can finally see the glory of our home? I grow bored of this planet. PLEASE, father.

We can leave this planet, and go back to our home, and live happily. What happens will happen, but we shouldn't worry these people over the events to come...

11:37 PM  
Blogger Moriah said...

Hey dude, you're not God. There's no way you can be God. You're just a reg. human just like the rest of us. You sin just like the rest of us. Jesus is God.
"Jesus said, "I am the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6

Let me ask you this...do you think you're a good person?

5:51 PM  
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4:13 PM  
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4:15 PM  
Blogger Everett said...

Everett said...

Ok, so I've followed the link above and skimmed the comments on your pages.

It seems that you prowl Blogger and leave comments promoting your website, always the same, on any and all posts vaguely related to religious conspiracy theory.

I get it, its a game, lets see...

You are a joker, you took too much or too many of something, or were just bored, and generated a stoner rant designed to mildly annoy as many Christians as possible. If this is the case I salute you. I assume that you chuckle daily as you read the steady incoming stream of criticisms and hostility in you blog comments.

You are serious, in which case you might have some combination of paranoid and dissociative schizophrenia, judging from the nearly probabilistic and incoherent word salad you have written. If this is the case, there is a happier reality to be had with the help of qualified mental health professionals.

You are a robot. Your "address" was generated by a context free grammar algorithm trained on supermarket tabloids and the texts of cult and mainstream religions. You run a filter on recently updated blogs to search for combinations of keywords related to religious conspiracy theory, and post a preformated comment. You collect retorts for your own amusement, or possibly terrible evil social engineering experiments.

4:21 PM  
Blogger *Molks* said...

ok...



quite interesting... but im not interested..

thanx for posting, tho

6:39 PM  
Blogger Kareenamc said...

very very nyce.

6:35 AM  
Blogger twilightmk said...

WTF? Ok dude I think you've advetised your weird article on every blog I have ever made, and your story is f*cking weird. I think you are mentally insane. See a shrink or something, and don't shoot the people at your school.

6:18 PM  
Blogger Rhett said...

Hello Stupid.

The Porn truly has rotted your retarted mind...

1:11 PM  
Blogger The Crymaker said...

Cool blog.

George Bush rules!

12:59 PM  
Blogger School Inquirer said...

ney01

8:46 AM  
Blogger Sacred Raptor said...

Father! How long will you deny me? You answer the posts of the unworthy, but you ignore your own son's?

Rapturer, please, I beg you to hearken to me! Do not send your rapture missile, for 2012 will be enough for them.

Your madness has bewildered many, but you seem to keep some of your doctrines intact...yet others have departed.

From hereon, Father, I think it would be best if you appointed me as the Emperor of the Gjesh Empire.

PLEASE, Daddy, let me take upon the torch of our ancestors. If you do not comply, you may expect a split in the Empire.

We need a new capital, not the destruction of this world. Can you not see that your people are starving for a home?!

Father, answer me!!!

8:57 AM  
Blogger David S Baker said...

do not comment on my blog again! i would not come here to bother you, and would only ask the same in return. your more then free to think what you want about anything you want. my blog is for real Christians who wish to discuss real thoughts on God. you know very well you would not be welcome there so your comment was purely antagonistic. again, i ask that you just stay away in the future.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Rora said...

If you ever talk to Pastor Jackie again, you'll be making your inaugural address shit from the grave.

5:06 PM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

Of course, as some of you have speculated, I am a spammer.

To repeat some of the things I have already said:

Yes, I am mad as a Hatter, but, then all of us Gods, including Jesus are far out Space Cadets.

Jesus ain't coming back! He's wormfood just like you and me when we die. And nothing happens when you die.

I'm both an atheist and God at the same time. Again, I will prove that when I single handedly blow out billions of you devils here in Hell.

Many of you posting here will be among the corpses! Get your affairs in order, because it will be very soon! And, when it happens, it's going to wipe the smirk off your faces very quickly!

7:56 AM  
Blogger Jonathan Vandor said...

G'day Alvin,
Thanks for visiting my blog. Here's a link that might interest you, http://www.au.derekprince.com/tl.html
God Bless.

6:09 PM  
Blogger The_speculator said...

Like Colleen, i would first like to thankyou for visiting my blog, and i too find your blog interesting, do you believe yourself to be human? or some form of angelic being? either way do you believe that one day you will stand before the thrown of God? i suggest that you read your bible. i have put you on my prayer list.

God Bless you,

The Speculator
~X~

http://afoolforchrist.blogspot.com/

to the christians who have been upset by this, please visit my new blog i have just set it up, i am trying to look deeper into scripture and would love others to journey with me.

1:35 PM  
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1:41 PM  
Blogger HieroHero said...

Hear Hear!

8:18 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

Find out about the rapture and the great white throne judgment.

http://theblessedsavior.blogspot.com/

9:15 AM  
Blogger Chris Holloway said...

Hey dude,

You really need to ease up on the tabs, try more brocoli. And remember, there's always someone doing research on guys like you, volunteer yourself!!! There's no telling what they may find. perhaps the first system that runs without any intellegence???

10:44 AM  
Blogger kforthecause said...

You are God to NO ONE. You're a joke.

2:47 PM  
Blogger hoi polloi said...

Hi!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

Peace be with the moderator, as well as all the readers of this message.(that is if it is not censored)
The time has come.
I am here to bring judgment to the living and the dead. The harvest is ripe.
Use the believers information network website to spread the news.

The Faithful Witness
Duke

5:07 AM  
Blogger Tiffany Crawford said...

Don't every post on my blog again!

7:13 PM  

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